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Happy thought about Jesus.

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Happy thought about Jesus.
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Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 6:20 am
Umm..............

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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 6:24 am
The witch is dead!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 6:54 am
I often wonder what Mary and Joseph got Jesus for Christmas
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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 7:08 am
(December 15, 2015 at 6:54 am)Nontheist Wrote: I often wonder what Mary and Joseph got Jesus for Christmas

Maybe a bible?
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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 11:24 am
A bris ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 11:32 am
He's not real.
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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 12:01 pm (This post was last modified: December 15, 2015 at 12:03 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
I think the most positive lesson to be learned from the story of Christ, especially the crucifixion part, is that when humans work together, they can accomplish quite a lot, like - say - f*** an immortal deity right up. Jews and Romans sent god packing and he hasn't dared to come back in 2000 years. Well done. Razz
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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 12:05 pm
Thank lawd he's dead Dodgy
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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 12:07 pm
(December 15, 2015 at 6:54 am)Nontheist Wrote: I often wonder what Mary and Joseph got Jesus for Christmas

Skates.

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RE: Happy thought about Jesus.
December 15, 2015 at 12:15 pm (This post was last modified: December 15, 2015 at 12:27 pm by Crossless2.0.)
(December 15, 2015 at 6:54 am)Nontheist Wrote: I often wonder what Mary and Joseph got Jesus for Christmas

If they were cheap fucks, they would have stashed the gifts of the magi and parceled it out to the kid over the years, claiming credit for themselves.

"Oh, look Yeshua! Open your box and see what Mummy and Daddy got you this year. Myrrh! What a lucky boy! It will go great with the gold from last year. Oh, we love you, son! There's nothing too good for our boy!"
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