How you would like to be described at your funeral.

[Alan V]

I won't have a funeral. There may be a memorial but that would be against my instructions (kinda hard to enforce when you're croaked).

I told my wife not to have a funeral for me, but just to have me cremated and then send out emails to tell everyone later.  I don't want to be the cause of people traveling long distances for such a paltry ritual.

I also told her she could take her immediate family who live nearby out to eat, my treat.  They can discuss me informally if they want.

I assume they will say I was nice and funny, but that's about it.  Only my wife and the people on the two atheist forums know much more about me.