How you would like to be described at your funeral.

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How you would like to be described at your funeral.

madog

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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.

April 28, 2019 at 1:13 pm

(April 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
(April 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Just thought I would lighten the mood

I'm hoping that someone get's off their arse and says something about me that remotely sounds like me. I've been to too many funerals where they could have been burying anyone.

It's a chore for people having to turn up. I'm hoping that anyone who bothers to turn up at mine at least has a laugh. And I hope I'm remembered for that.

How I want my eulogy.
Downbeatplumb Lived to be the oldest person in history and yet remained full of vitality and mentally acute to the end. He died while making love to his 25 year old bikini model girl friend while in the midst of seventh sexual bout that day. His enormous fortune will be used to end world hunger.

Friend of downbeatplumb at the side of the paupers grave ...... 'OK I gave the eulogy requested. Anyone for a pint?'

Religion is the top shelf of the supernatural supermarket ... Madog

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How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Cod - April 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Losty - April 26, 2019 at 8:28 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Rev. Rye - April 26, 2019 at 8:29 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Yonadav - April 26, 2019 at 8:38 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Amarok - April 26, 2019 at 9:46 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by The Valkyrie - April 26, 2019 at 9:47 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by brewer - April 26, 2019 at 9:53 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Alan V - April 27, 2019 at 8:26 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by onlinebiker - April 26, 2019 at 10:28 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gwaithmir - April 27, 2019 at 3:39 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Anomalocaris - April 27, 2019 at 3:59 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by madog - April 27, 2019 at 5:27 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2019 at 6:23 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 27, 2019 at 7:07 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 27, 2019 at 7:20 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 27, 2019 at 7:24 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 27, 2019 at 7:56 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2019 at 7:57 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 27, 2019 at 8:20 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 27, 2019 at 8:22 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by brewer - April 27, 2019 at 7:35 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 27, 2019 at 7:58 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 27, 2019 at 7:37 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 27, 2019 at 7:48 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Hillbillyatheist - April 27, 2019 at 9:43 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 27, 2019 at 9:45 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by The Grand Nudger - April 27, 2019 at 5:24 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Angrboda - April 28, 2019 at 10:30 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by onlinebiker - April 28, 2019 at 12:46 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by brewer - April 29, 2019 at 10:27 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 30, 2019 at 6:15 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - April 28, 2019 at 12:20 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by downbeatplumb - April 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 28, 2019 at 1:12 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by madog - April 28, 2019 at 1:13 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Cod - April 28, 2019 at 4:05 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 28, 2019 at 5:29 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by The Valkyrie - April 28, 2019 at 6:32 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by EgoDeath - April 29, 2019 at 9:55 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 30, 2019 at 6:18 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by brewer - April 30, 2019 at 8:50 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Alan V - April 30, 2019 at 9:24 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Jackalope - April 30, 2019 at 9:27 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 30, 2019 at 9:36 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - May 1, 2019 at 6:14 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - May 1, 2019 at 6:36 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 30, 2019 at 10:54 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Brian37 - April 30, 2019 at 11:06 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - May 1, 2019 at 6:57 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by chimp3 - May 1, 2019 at 8:43 am

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - May 1, 2019 at 1:11 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by The Valkyrie - May 1, 2019 at 1:55 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Anomalocaris - May 1, 2019 at 3:40 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Rahn127 - May 3, 2019 at 11:56 pm

RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by Gawdzilla Sama - May 4, 2019 at 7:55 am

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