(April 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:(April 26, 2019 at 8:21 pm)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: Just thought I would lighten the mood
I'm hoping that someone get's off their arse and says something about me that remotely sounds like me. I've been to too many funerals where they could have been burying anyone.
It's a chore for people having to turn up. I'm hoping that anyone who bothers to turn up at mine at least has a laugh. And I hope I'm remembered for that.
How I want my eulogy.
Downbeatplumb Lived to be the oldest person in history and yet remained full of vitality and mentally acute to the end. He died while making love to his 25 year old bikini model girl friend while in the midst of seventh sexual bout that day. His enormous fortune will be used to end world hunger.
Reminds me of the REALLY old joke about the 97 year old man who announces his intention to wed a 20 year old model. One of his mates says, 'Twenty years old? Are ye daft? You're nearly five times her age - have ye not thought about the dangers of sex with a woman that young?'
The bridegroom-to-be shrugs and says, 'If she dies, she dies.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
