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How you would like to be described at your funeral.
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral.
(April 28, 2019 at 10:30 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: She's not pinin'! She's passed on! This woman is no more! She has ceased to be! She's expired and gone to meet 'er maker! She's a stiff! Bereft of life, she rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'er to the perch she'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Er metabolic processes are now 'istory! She's off the twig! She's kicked the bucket, She's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-WOMAN!!

I so much want to see you nuzzle up to some bars and then.............. VOOM!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: How you would like to be described at your funeral. - by brewer - April 29, 2019 at 10:27 pm

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