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Loved ones in heaven?
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RE: Loved ones in heaven?
(October 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm)Godschild Wrote: Let's look at what Christ said to His disciples, "you will know them(christians) by their fruits."

Jesus was a fucking fruit.

Quote:"Not everyone who says to me,' Lord, Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the one who does the will of the Father who is in heaven. On that day many will say to me, 'Lord, 'Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and cast out demons in your name,and do many mighty works in your name?' And then will I declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from me,you workers of lawlessness.' So yes true christians will know the false ones and Christ said not all who claim to be christian will enter the kingdom of heaven. Quite simple really.

Wow. Jesus is a dick and I bet heaven is boring.

Did you ever stop and think that quote o Jesus is so open for interpretation that the KKK might actually think that by casting out blacks and jews they ARE casting out demons in your name, and doing mighty works.

That's one of many problems with the piece of shit bible. Anybody can twist that bullshit anyway they want. Keep twisting it, sweetie, it's still bullshit. If it's not bullshit, then PROVE IT.

You can't so STFU.

(October 11, 2011 at 2:34 am)salty Wrote:
(October 6, 2011 at 6:34 pm)fr0d0 Wrote: Marriage is an earth bound law in Xtianity: "until death us do part" : by law a married woman is bound to her husband as long as he is alive, but if her husband dies, she is released from the law of marriage. (Rom 7:2)

Just sayin' :S

So true! This is one of the questions the pharisees had for Jesus and he said in Matthew that we would be like the angels, when we enter heaven, not married and not given in marriage.

Biblical bullshit. Not "so true". Bullshit until proven otherwise.
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Loved ones in heaven? - by xxxtobymac - October 6, 2011 at 1:33 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by frankiej - October 6, 2011 at 1:40 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Ace Otana - October 6, 2011 at 1:43 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by xxxtobymac - October 6, 2011 at 1:55 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by 5thHorseman - October 6, 2011 at 2:04 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Heather - October 6, 2011 at 2:59 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Cinjin - October 6, 2011 at 8:43 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by thesummerqueen - October 6, 2011 at 2:07 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by xxxtobymac - October 6, 2011 at 2:10 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by thesummerqueen - October 6, 2011 at 2:16 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 6, 2011 at 2:21 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Faith No More - October 6, 2011 at 4:34 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by GLORYTOGOD!!! - October 6, 2011 at 5:15 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by LastPoet - October 6, 2011 at 5:23 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 6, 2011 at 5:47 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Erinome - October 6, 2011 at 6:10 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Faith No More - October 6, 2011 at 6:21 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by GLORYTOGOD!!! - October 6, 2011 at 6:24 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 6, 2011 at 6:56 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by salty - October 11, 2011 at 2:21 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by reverendjeremiah - October 11, 2011 at 12:55 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by IATIA - October 6, 2011 at 6:31 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by fr0d0 - October 6, 2011 at 6:34 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by salty - October 11, 2011 at 2:34 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Justtristo - October 11, 2011 at 7:31 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by GLORYTOGOD!!! - October 6, 2011 at 7:46 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Cinjin - October 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by GLORYTOGOD!!! - October 6, 2011 at 8:15 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Cinjin - October 6, 2011 at 8:27 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Godschild - October 9, 2011 at 5:44 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Erinome - October 11, 2011 at 2:40 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 6, 2011 at 8:37 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Erinome - October 6, 2011 at 8:49 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Epimethean - October 6, 2011 at 9:33 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Cinjin - October 7, 2011 at 11:10 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 7, 2011 at 11:54 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Jaysyn - October 7, 2011 at 12:17 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 8, 2011 at 5:35 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by xxxtobymac - October 8, 2011 at 5:44 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by 5thHorseman - October 9, 2011 at 5:53 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by The Grand Nudger - October 9, 2011 at 6:00 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Godschild - October 10, 2011 at 4:35 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 9, 2011 at 6:02 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Epimethean - October 9, 2011 at 6:29 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by reverendjeremiah - October 9, 2011 at 6:48 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by xxxtobymac - October 10, 2011 at 4:59 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by The Grand Nudger - October 10, 2011 at 8:00 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 11, 2011 at 2:24 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by 5thHorseman - October 11, 2011 at 2:29 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by 5thHorseman - October 11, 2011 at 2:42 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Erinome - October 11, 2011 at 2:46 am
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by Minimalist - October 11, 2011 at 2:54 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by reverendjeremiah - October 11, 2011 at 2:59 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by 5thHorseman - October 11, 2011 at 3:10 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by reverendjeremiah - October 11, 2011 at 3:14 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by 5thHorseman - October 11, 2011 at 3:26 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by reverendjeremiah - October 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm
RE: Loved ones in heaven? - by thesummerqueen - October 11, 2011 at 3:33 pm

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