March 10th, 79,652 B.C. Invented by Ogg, who did not believe in the Sun God. Biff, the sun priest, beat him in the head with a rock shortly afterwards in what is known as the world's first hate crime. Scientists have found that Ogg produced higher levels of brain activity than his fellow early humans, and believe that had he survived -- the human race would have instead evolved into a hyper intelligent race that could have made it to the moon within 500 years. Sadly Ogg had no offspring, while Biff had plenty. Mostly because he had the biggest rock. Which was pretty ironic, if you catch my meaning.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton