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Did the flood really occur?
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RE: Did the flood really occur?
The shitwits start out with a 'god' who can create the whole fucking universe in 6 days...and then, a little later is still powerful enough to drown the whole fucking planet - including animals who apparently did nothing. Then we see him allegedly blasting two cities with "fire and brimstone" because xtians think they were fags and we also find him fucking with "Abraham" to kill his kid and then claiming "hey, man - I was just joking."

Then he lets his whole people get enslaved before going all passive-aggressive on the pharaoh and killing everyone around him to let his people go who he allowed to be enslaved in the first place!

Then we see him no longer able to do much of anything....just hiring hitmen from Assyria and Babylonia like some aging mafia don and then he makes oil burn for 7 more days than it should! Whoopty-fucking doo - some miracle there.

Then in the New Testament this supposedly all powerful god is reduced to complete ineptitude and all he can do is punish people for all eternity.

Talk about diminished capacity. I envision this "god" as an Alzheimer's patient sitting in a wet diaper in a wheel chair staring at the fucking ceiling.
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Did the flood really occur? - by salty - September 28, 2011 at 2:23 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by searchingforanswers - September 28, 2011 at 2:26 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by The Grand Nudger - September 28, 2011 at 2:32 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by salty - September 28, 2011 at 3:35 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Erinome - September 28, 2011 at 7:14 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Justtristo - September 29, 2011 at 7:25 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Welsh cake - September 28, 2011 at 2:33 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Jackalope - September 28, 2011 at 2:59 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Cinjin - September 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Anomalocaris - September 28, 2011 at 2:40 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Ace Otana - September 28, 2011 at 2:45 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Cinjin - September 28, 2011 at 2:52 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by ElDinero - September 28, 2011 at 2:54 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by downbeatplumb - September 28, 2011 at 2:55 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by The Grand Nudger - September 28, 2011 at 2:58 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Ace Otana - September 28, 2011 at 3:03 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Simon Moon - September 28, 2011 at 3:31 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by The Grand Nudger - September 28, 2011 at 3:39 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by salty - September 29, 2011 at 1:32 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Thor - September 28, 2011 at 4:06 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by salty - September 30, 2011 at 6:53 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Thor - October 12, 2011 at 11:43 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by paintpooper - September 28, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by The Grand Nudger - September 28, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Anomalocaris - September 28, 2011 at 4:24 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by paintpooper - September 28, 2011 at 4:31 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by BloodyHeretic - September 28, 2011 at 4:46 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by salty - September 29, 2011 at 1:42 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by frankiej - September 29, 2011 at 1:47 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Ace Otana - September 29, 2011 at 4:04 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by BloodyHeretic - October 14, 2011 at 6:49 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - September 28, 2011 at 6:36 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by salty - September 29, 2011 at 1:50 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by 5thHorseman - September 28, 2011 at 6:44 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - September 28, 2011 at 7:20 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by popeyespappy - September 29, 2011 at 12:13 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - September 29, 2011 at 2:00 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by popeyespappy - September 29, 2011 at 9:45 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Anomalocaris - September 29, 2011 at 11:42 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - September 29, 2011 at 12:45 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by popeyespappy - September 29, 2011 at 2:04 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by The Grand Nudger - September 29, 2011 at 1:34 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - September 29, 2011 at 1:46 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by ElDinero - September 29, 2011 at 1:52 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by frankiej - September 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - September 29, 2011 at 2:16 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by KichigaiNeko - October 1, 2011 at 9:12 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by The Grand Nudger - October 1, 2011 at 9:23 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by KichigaiNeko - October 1, 2011 at 9:29 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Nitsuj - October 1, 2011 at 2:29 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Ace Otana - October 1, 2011 at 2:43 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by The Grand Nudger - October 12, 2011 at 12:17 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Epimethean - October 12, 2011 at 12:45 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - October 13, 2011 at 10:18 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Erinome - October 14, 2011 at 7:17 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by downbeatplumb - October 25, 2011 at 1:52 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by ElDinero - October 14, 2011 at 7:26 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Erinome - October 14, 2011 at 7:52 am
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - October 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Epimethean - October 14, 2011 at 4:03 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - October 14, 2011 at 4:14 pm
RE: Did the flood really occur? - by Minimalist - October 25, 2011 at 11:46 am

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