The trailer about two current popes is in and it's a whole movie about those two popes talking to each other. I don't know about you but I always wondered what two popes talk about when they're alone.
"Let's see who has a longer staff. Oh it's me!"
"Of course you have a longer staff because you're taller."
"Tell me, did you ever beat your meat after some hot babe kissed your ring?"
"Of course, who didn't? When Monica Bellucci kissed my ring I sniffed her saliva off my ring during it."
"Let's see who has a longer staff. Oh it's me!"
"Of course you have a longer staff because you're taller."
"Tell me, did you ever beat your meat after some hot babe kissed your ring?"
"Of course, who didn't? When Monica Bellucci kissed my ring I sniffed her saliva off my ring during it."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
