I dunno Iggy. Kind of sounds like a massive rationalization for "I'm getting old and can't remember shit".
Maybe your story helps solidify why so many many people are not comfortable with "we don't know yet" and make up answers so that they can feel comfortable.

Maybe your story helps solidify why so many many people are not comfortable with "we don't know yet" and make up answers so that they can feel comfortable.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.