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Your Presidential Candidate.
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RE: Your Presidential Candidate.
This guy:





No, not any of the people working with the tank or the announcer, the tank itself.

It:
  • Was manufactured from 1959-83, making it at least 35 years old.
  • Was manufactured in an Detroit, making it a natural-born US citizen.
  • Is a long-term war veteran, having  fought against Saddam Hussein in multiple wars.
  • Hasn't been in combat for over 14 years (having been retired by the US army in 2005) and has thus lived in the US for all that time, fulfilling the last criterion set out in Article II, section 1, Clause 5 of the U.S. Constitution.
  • Cannot possibly fuck shit up worse than Trump has.
Prove it's not the ideal candidate.
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Messages In This Thread
Your Presidential Candidate. - by onlinebiker - October 30, 2019 at 8:20 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Chad32 - October 30, 2019 at 8:38 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by onlinebiker - October 30, 2019 at 9:20 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Chad32 - October 30, 2019 at 1:12 pm
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 30, 2019 at 9:25 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by onlinebiker - October 30, 2019 at 9:38 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Brian37 - October 30, 2019 at 10:17 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 30, 2019 at 11:57 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by no one - October 30, 2019 at 9:56 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Athene - October 30, 2019 at 10:22 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by The Grand Nudger - October 30, 2019 at 10:27 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Athene - October 30, 2019 at 12:19 pm
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Anomalocaris - October 30, 2019 at 12:38 pm
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Mermaid - October 30, 2019 at 12:39 pm
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by EgoDeath - November 1, 2019 at 9:51 pm
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Hillbillyatheist - November 1, 2019 at 11:00 pm
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by Rev. Rye - November 2, 2019 at 1:23 am
RE: Your Presidential Candidate. - by The Grand Nudger - November 2, 2019 at 1:26 am

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