Translating Songs

[Rev. Rye]

You proved that you have a brain damage just like most girls who are into Enrique, I hate his type because it's the type husbands find naked in their bedrooms after returning from work; fucking the wife.

My reason for hating him is noble, justified and humane !! or do you secretly agree with wives cheating with Enrique's likes?

Come on, you gotta love a sex symbol who’s actually open about his foot fetishism, and can thus help normalize a largely harmless sexual aberration:

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If you catch somebody fucking your wife...you're fucking up. It's not exactly his fault that you're an unsatisfying bore with poor taste in women, now is it?

Or you’re in an open relationship. And now, I find myself fantasizing about the day Mark Neveldine and Alison Lohman announces they’re in one... Alison, some day, you’ll be mine. Or maybe I should just commission a body pillow for that.