Is the bible left or right?

[Rev. Rye]

Been pondering after having my daily chuckle from "fucktard's" threads.

I'm seeing extreme left and alt right mindsets in our good book. (left and right by todays moral standards).
How would you guys classify it?

Mainly Socialist? Free bread and fish for all! or Alt Right? Kill everyone who doesn't subscribe to your way of thinking?

We know what the big Hitler asshole "Yahweh" thinks... "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." ( … because it's good for business! lol)

And we're assuming that a book with dozens of different authors, written over a minimum of six centuries maps cleanly onto the left/right political divide of two millennia afterward how?