[Serious] Time to embrace Islam!

[WinterHold]

There are 2 versions of Jesus.
The first is Jesus the prophet. He lived and died.
The second is "Roman Jesus"; the figure we see drawn in "Roman" based Churches.

The first Jesus called for God; Roman slaves believed in his message and believed in the salvation that came with him.

The second Jesus can't talk; poor thing is a mere drawing on some Roman-Christian Church; collecting dust.

The first Jesus was famous for doing many miracles, and especially for a book that was revealed to him called "the bible".

The second Jesus was famous for authoring a porn book, focusing on Jewish erotica mixed with Roman porn that was infamous for its brutality, when executed you get the Conquest of America, Vlad the Impaler, the Crusades,...

The first Jesus is my master.

The second Jesus is...a gladiator with mental problems. They even called him "Mental Messiah" in ancient Rome. He got defeated by Muslims, Mongols, Romans..and eventually the outnumbered atheists and illumination period knights..Poor thing is a drawing on a wall; he can't fight.