I've read the Bible more than once, and Roman porn is conspicuous by its absence. I'm sure I would have noticed something along the lines of
'And Germanicus of the Great Big Tonker did go him out among the Samarians. And he did go unto the house of one and knocked on the door. And the handmaiden did open the door and sayeth unto him, Come ye into the house and helpeth me with my zippers, for the Master of the house is not at home and won't be back for hours, honestly.'
Boru
'And Germanicus of the Great Big Tonker did go him out among the Samarians. And he did go unto the house of one and knocked on the door. And the handmaiden did open the door and sayeth unto him, Come ye into the house and helpeth me with my zippers, for the Master of the house is not at home and won't be back for hours, honestly.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
