Driving While Innocent. STUPID ROUND PLANET!

[Brian37]

Your reading comprehension sucks. 

I said the cop gave me a breathalyzer. I hadn't had a drop of alcohol that day. I simply made the mistake of focusing on the ashes being blown into my eyes, which is painful, and stupidly forgot my van was in reverse. 

But if I were a cop, and someone I didn't know or never met, described what I findly did to him when he showed up, I would rightfully cover my ass and make sure the person reporting was not under the influence. THAT is what he rightfully did. 

He was doing his job. I hadn't had a drop in days. I simply lost focus in the moment. When the test blew nothing, he accepted I simply got stupid.

lol, I wasn't referring to your incident with the van.  I was talking about your 'Captain Morgan' reference.

Boru

Ok, fine. 

Even I can admit when I am wrong.

But damn it, for the love of Thor/Marduke/Posiedon/Yoda, do you always have to respond to my posts as if I kick puppies? 

My point is that you were stating the obvious. And after I said both of us where laughing at the timing, not placing blame.

I swear, if I say Chevy, your response is going to be Ford. If I say up, you say down.

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When I say I feel bad about him getting the ticket, it isn't a matter of my fault, but just a matter of bad timing. Shit happens. If he were truly mad at me he'd never talk to me again. Again, for both of us this merely was a Homer Simpsons, or Three Stooges moment. In our case Two Stooges.

But I will razz him about this too. Mo likes to remind me about how evil white Americans are, so I cant let this go. Next time I try to call him I will ask him if the cops are watching him.