Any financial guru's here?

[arewethereyet]

It involves the name Boru. 

And since you won't blindly invest in my Agnetha condom scam, spare me.

I don’t ‘blindly’ invest in anything, don’t take it personally. I won’t invest in it now, though, since you’ve admitted it’s a scam. My offer to you is 100% legit. But tell me what is fiscally wrong with my offer.

What’s ‘crull’ mean?

Boru

I think he means it gets stuck in your craw.

I could be wrong - it takes a while to fire up the decoder ring.