Any financial guru's here?

[Brian37]

There are lots of ways to "invest",  but some ways are safer than others.  Day trading, for example, is a sucker bet  in reality, but long term investments that guarantee yields are secure savings. They won't make you a billionaire overnight, but they will slowly accumulate an egg nest.

‘Nest egg’, not ‘egg nest’.

Boru

My best friend from Oklahoma says "taters" not "potatoes".  He also says he is "fixen" instead of "about to do something". 

And this is the same Redneck who mosied on into a 5 star Sushi restaurant and proceeded to play drums with chopsticks on a soy soy sauce tray wearing a giant belt buckle and a cowboy hat.

I have an egg nest and not a nest egg. Get your GPS fixed, because I care as much about this as he does about "taters".