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Why can't I own Canadians?
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Why can't I own Canadians?

Quote:Dr. Laura's Bible

Several years ago someone sent a letter to Dr. Laura Schlessinger, the talk show host. That letter was quoted in Playboy and mentioned in a dialog on the TV show The West Wing. I find it humorous and something to consider when pondering New Testament versus Old Testament. Here is the letter:



Thank you for doing so much to deducate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to follow them.


(1) When I burn a bull as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is, my neighbors claim the odor is not pleasing. Should I smite them?


(2)I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?


(3) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstral uncleanliness (Lev. 15: 19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
Why can't I own Canadians?


This is a text that has been on the internet for quite a while.

So you may already know it.

But I think it is worth while to post it here, too.  Smile



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Why can't I own Canadians? - by Dundee - March 22, 2020 at 10:29 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by zebo-the-fat - March 22, 2020 at 1:14 pm
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by Dundee - March 22, 2020 at 1:38 pm
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 22, 2020 at 1:41 pm
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by brewer - March 22, 2020 at 6:40 pm
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by Rev. Rye - March 22, 2020 at 7:18 pm
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by Pat Mustard - March 22, 2020 at 8:01 pm
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by The Valkyrie - March 23, 2020 at 12:20 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by onlinebiker - March 23, 2020 at 1:42 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by Paleophyte - March 23, 2020 at 2:30 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by The Valkyrie - March 23, 2020 at 2:33 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by Paleophyte - March 23, 2020 at 2:44 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - March 23, 2020 at 5:18 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by onlinebiker - March 23, 2020 at 7:57 am
RE: Why can't I own Canadians? - by zebo-the-fat - March 23, 2020 at 4:50 am

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