Your quarantine binge list?

[The Valkyrie]

I would, but he's Irish.

That means he's tighter than a Scot with Jewish ancestry.

Racism, that’s what that is. Just because I learned to peel a potato in my pocket doesn’t make me mean.

Boru

I still recall the old joke,

"I once saw a Scotsman stripping off his wallpaper."

"Oh, was he redecorating?"

"No, he was moving."