RE: Not that I ever will again, but....
April 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm
(This post was last modified: April 7, 2020 at 6:47 pm by Brian37.)
(April 7, 2020 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(April 7, 2020 at 6:12 pm)Brian37 Wrote: DUH, FUCKING WIN......
AS IN EV O FUCKING LUTION.
The irony in my youth my reason for wanting to visit Australia would have been hormones and having a boner for Olivia Newton John. Not much of a reason other than liking her music. But knowing that Australians bothered to name a city after the scientist who put evolution on the map, and fucked up superstition, yea, I'd kinda want to see why that city did what it did.
I also, if I didn't hate flying would love to visit Hawaii. I wouldn't visit it for Peril Harbor, which would be a lagit reason to visit it. No, I would want to visit the same places that the Original "Steve McGarrett played by Jack Lord in the Hawaii Five 0 played. But I have no desire to visit Hawaii, just for the fear of flying. I have no family or friends there.
You may not know this, but Olivia Newton-John is actually English by birth. As a child, she was kidnapped by Swedish gypsies who took her north, where they forced her to work as an au pair / hedgehog gelder. Cunningly disguised as Frank Lloyd Wright’s conjoined twin, she effected her escape and eked out a marginal living on the streets of Stockholm, juggling live pigeons and singing show tunes. Spotted by an agent, she auditioned for ABBA, but was rejected for refusing to change her name to Flingenglaaben Ragnarsdottir.
Boru
HUMOR,, IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
The problem with both ONJ, AND ABBA, is that they BOTH have country influences. Don't ask HillBilly Atheist what he knows about them. He is the same guy who found BOTH on banjo.
What is truly sicking now i that I am going to google the meaning of "gelder"
But know that I know what "gelder" means, no, I have no desire to taste Rocky Mountain Oysters, much less hedgehog nuts. AND YES, I know "Au Pair" means nanny or babysitter for a upper class family.
(April 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(April 7, 2020 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You may not know this, but Olivia Newton-John is actually English by birth. As a child, she was kidnapped by Swedish gypsies who took her north, where they forced her to work as an au pair / hedgehog gelder. Cunningly disguised as Frank Lloyd Wright’s conjoined twin, she effected her escape and eked out a marginal living on the streets of Stockholm, juggling live pigeons and singing show tunes. Spotted by an agent, she auditioned for ABBA, but was rejected for refusing to change her name to Flingenglaaben Ragnarsdottir.
Boru
HUMOR,, IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
The problem with both ONJ, AND ABBA, is that they BOTH have country influences. Don't ask HillBilly Atheist what he knows about them. He is the same guy who found BOTH on banjo.
What is truly sicking now i that I am going to google the meaning of "gelder"
But know that I know what "gelder" means, no, I have no desire to taste Rocky Mountain Oysters, much less hedgehog nuts.
And I never understood the title "Au pair"...... I was in awe of her talent, but I never had a pair of balls to tell her.
