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Not that I ever will again, but....
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RE: Not that I ever will again, but....
(April 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 7, 2020 at 6:20 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: You may not know this, but Olivia Newton-John is actually English by birth. As a child, she was kidnapped by Swedish gypsies who took her north, where they forced her to work as an au pair / hedgehog gelder. Cunningly disguised as Frank Lloyd Wright’s conjoined twin, she effected her escape and eked out a marginal living on the streets of Stockholm, juggling live pigeons and singing show tunes. Spotted by an agent, she auditioned for ABBA, but was rejected for refusing to change her name to Flingenglaaben Ragnarsdottir.

Boru

HUMOR,, IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 

The problem with both ONJ, AND ABBA, is that they BOTH have country influences. Don't ask  HillBilly Atheist what he knows about them. He is the same guy who found BOTH on banjo.

What is truly sicking now i that I am going to google the meaning of "gelder"

But know that I know what "gelder" means, no, I have no desire to taste Rocky Mountain Oysters, much less hedgehog nuts. AND YES, I know "Au Pair" means nanny or babysitter for a upper class family.

(April 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm)Brian37 Wrote: HUMOR,, IS ABOUT FUCKING TIME. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 

The problem with both ONJ, AND ABBA, is that they BOTH have country influences. Don't ask  HillBilly Atheist what he knows about them. He is the same guy who found BOTH on banjo.

What is truly sicking now i that I am going to google the meaning of "gelder"

But know that I know what "gelder" means, no, I have no desire to taste Rocky Mountain Oysters, much less hedgehog nuts.

And I never understood the title "Au pair"......  I was in awe of her talent, but I never had a pair of balls to tell her.

What do you mean humour? It’s all in her bio.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Messages In This Thread
Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 3:21 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 3:48 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 4:07 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 4:27 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 4:57 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 5:28 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 5:40 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Duty - April 7, 2020 at 4:03 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 8, 2020 at 11:12 am
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 5:57 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 6:12 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 6:27 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - April 7, 2020 at 6:55 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 5:44 pm
RE: Not that I ever will again, but.... - by Brian37 - April 7, 2020 at 6:54 pm

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