Though it’s not precisely the question the OP asked, I have a suggestion as to how Trump could be a better president in three easy steps:
1. Hold a firecracker between his teeth.
2. Light the firecracker.
3. Jam his head up his arse.
Boru
1. Hold a firecracker between his teeth.
2. Light the firecracker.
3. Jam his head up his arse.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax