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You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
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You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
Fucking jesus doesn't know shit from shinola.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national...-1.3218171

Quote: A 31-year-old Texas man died after he ignored warnings not to swim with a brand-new tattoo.

The patient, identified only as a Latino man living in Texas, had recently acquired a large leg tattoo showing hands in prayer with the words “Jesus is my life,” when he went swimming in the Gulf of Mexico, a British Medical Journal report said.
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
erf !!

History of heavy drinking and liver trouble too. He was doomed. Doomed, I say.
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
He is with Jesus now.
Everybody wins!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
God must have needed him more than the sharks in the Gulf.
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
(June 4, 2017 at 1:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: He is with Jesus now.
Everybody wins!

Nope.  Sorry.


Tattoos are forbidden in the Bible.


He is being tormented in hell for all of eternity.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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I was never told the "no swimming" rule when I got my tattoo.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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(June 4, 2017 at 10:10 am)Lutrinae Wrote: I was never told the "no swimming" rule when I got my tattoo.

Near the ocean?
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(June 4, 2017 at 11:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Near the ocean?

Only a couple miles away from the beach.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
(June 4, 2017 at 11:28 am)Lutrinae Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 11:24 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Near the ocean?

Only a couple miles away from the beach.

Interesting. In the Navy I heard it a few times. The first time there was no fucking way I'd go swimming in the water around Hong Kong anyway.
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RE: You Should Have Listened To The Tattoo Artist.
(June 4, 2017 at 11:37 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(June 4, 2017 at 11:28 am)Lutrinae Wrote: Only a couple miles away from the beach.

Interesting. In the Navy I heard it a few times. The first time there was no fucking way I'd go swimming in the water around Hong Kong anyway.

I was told that for both of my tattoos.
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