Cliches you'd stab someone for using.

[Ranjr]

When young people decided to replace "You're welcome" with "No problem," I realized I had become uncomfortably curmudgeonly.   I wanted to reply, "I don't care if it was a problem or not.  No, I hope it was.  I said 'thank you' dammit!"

I tried to fix the problem by never thanking a young person.  I couldn't do it.  It would just come out, and then I would cringe and brace for the improper, lazy response.  So I tried to desensitize myself by using their "no problem."  I couldn't be sincere.  I would say it in a stoner voice, like Tommy Chong.  That felt impolite, and I wanted to stab myself.

I had to adapt.  It's cool.  Everything's awesome.  No problem, man.