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Important FACT left out of science books
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RE: Important FACT left out of science books
(May 1, 2020 at 9:01 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 1, 2020 at 7:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Now, I know some of you will think, at the end of this, "Okay, she's finally lost it!", while the rest are likely to respond to thise who say that with "Did she ever find it?", but I want you to consider something.

In biology textbooks, I think there is a very important FACT that is continually ignored, ridiculed, or just denied by lamestream scientists.

And that FACT is DNA Pixies.

Now what, you may ask, is a DNA Pixie?

Well, a DNA Pixie is a subatomic lifeform that keeps your DNA clean and pristine.  The'te the little guys who, late at night when you're asleep, sweep up any contaminants from your molecular make up and put it in the dumpster (science calls this "junk DNA").

So, before you deny this FACT and go to bed tonight, remember to say "thank you" to your DNA Pixies.

They also like a little brandy before bed.

Do they also enjoy a little glass of red wine?  Begging

Vodka is preferred.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Important FACT left out of science books - by The Valkyrie - May 1, 2020 at 9:13 pm

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