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Important New Poll

Poll: Elvis Presley
This poll is closed.
Is alive
18.18%
 2 18.18%
Is dead
27.27%
 3 27.27%
Went home
0%
 0 0%
Died but rose from the dead. Hallelujah!
0%
 0 0%
I soiled myself and want my mummy!
9.09%
 1 9.09%
Fuck all polls
45.45%
 5 45.45%
Total 11 vote(s) 100%
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Important New Poll
February 14, 2022 at 4:51 am
Here is a new poll I'd like to get feedback on.

Elvis Presley.
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Important New Poll
February 14, 2022 at 5:05 am
There is no doubt that he is alive. Over five hundred people saw him alive - what more do you want?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Important New Poll
February 14, 2022 at 7:06 am
Um... he conducted my sister's wedding in Vegas, and I'm pretty sure you have to be alive for that.
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RE: Important New Poll
February 14, 2022 at 7:35 am
Not just that Elvis is alive, but one time in New Zealand... well this happened:

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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