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Where were you during important historical events?
#1
Where were you during important historical events?
Do you remember?

Do you remember where you were when...

Elvis was shot?

When Stalin and the Bolshoi Ballet stormed the Bastille?

When John Lennon was killed on 911?

When JFK burned down the Reichstag?
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#2
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
Kind of a stupid list.  Informed people known that John Lennon and Elvis are still alive.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
I was on the planet krypton when Elvis was shot.   I was frolicking with Orion slave girls when Stalin appeared in a tutu with the Bolshoi.   I was teaching my pet turtle to read when John Lennon flew a plane into the Pentagon.   I was on the grassy knoll when JFK burned down the Reichstag.

That's my story and I am sticking to it.
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#4
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
Definitely remember where I was when finding out about Elvis' death. (On the oval at school at year 10 - morning)

John Lennon - was camping at Bell's beach with friends - in a tent getting drunk and stoned - we were all shocked!

Don't know the others. Dunno

I don't think you were even born yet, were you?
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#5
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
(September 19, 2019 at 6:32 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Definitely remember where I was when finding out about Elvis' death. (On the oval at school at year 10 - morning)

John Lennon - was camping at Bell's beach with friends - in a tent getting drunk and stoned - we were all shocked!

Don't know the others. Dunno

I don't think you were even born yet, were you?

She reincarnated from an unbroken chain of vivisecting demonesses stretching all the way back into the mist of late 20th century.
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#6
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
When Elvis was shot I was stealing hub caps from his Cadillacs.

When Stalin and the Bolshoi Ballet stormed the Bastille I was working undercover for the CIA. I was disguised as a Sugar Plum Fairy.

When John Lennon was killed on 911 I was overdubbing voice overs onto Yoko Ono silent movies. 

When JFK burned down the Reichstag I smuggled him out of the country after trading his clothes to some guy named van der Lubbe.
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#7
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
(September 19, 2019 at 6:32 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Definitely remember where I was when finding out about Elvis' death. (On the oval at school at year 10 - morning)

John Lennon - was camping at Bell's beach with friends - in a tent getting drunk and stoned - we were all shocked!

Don't know the others. Dunno

I don't think you were even born yet, were you?

For most, no.

But I like to think that the possibility of my existence was an inspirational factor.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#8
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
(September 19, 2019 at 7:02 pm)chimp3 Wrote: When Elvis was shot I was stealing hub caps from his Cadillacs.

When Stalin and the Bolshoi Ballet stormed the Bastille I was working undercover for the CIA. I was disguised as a Sugar Plum Fairy.

When John Lennon was killed on 911 I was overdubbing voice overs onto Yoko Ono silent movies. 

When JFK burned down the Reichstag I smuggled him out of the country after trading his clothes to some guy named van der Lubbe.

Kinda convenient the guy’s name was “Lubbe” since he was royally screwed.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#9
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
I watched all of them on youtube, so pretty much the same place I am right now.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#10
RE: Where were you during important historical events?
I was in the Wonkavator.
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