Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Pretend pirates are cool. Actual pirates are a nasty piece of work.

Boru

Granddaddy was only cutthroat when playing croquet, often with the man to his right, my great uncle Freeman.  They made up their own rules depending on whose yard they were playing on and showed no mercy.

He was an amazing deep sea fisherman, musician, drunken old sea captain, champion checkers player, and overall a damn fun grandfather.  He called me Cap'n.

I envy you. By the time I was old enough to have had a relationship with him, my grandad pretty much just sat by the fire and looked for fairy castles in the flames.

Boru