A.S.K. your way to proof.

[Nay_Sayer]

Since we're doing jokes;

A man goes to church to confess. He is about to enter the confessional when the priest steps out. "Hey, can you sit in here for a minute? I REALLY need to go to the bathroom, and someone needs to be in here."

The man is reluctant, but having confessed several times in his life, he doesn't think he will have any problems with giving penance.

Not long after he assumes the priestly role, a man sits in the confessional and says "forgive me, I received a blow job from a woman that is not my wife".

The man realizes he is out of his depth. He desperately looks out into the church to see if the priest is back, and he sees a choir boy. "Hey kid, come here. What does the priest normally give for a blow job?"

"A pat on the head and a lollipop