The last time we lost power, I poured a cup of coffee and realized it was stone cold. Being the frightfully clever fellow that I am, I popped the cup in microwave to heat it. Jabbing at the buttons didn’t have any effect, so I checked to make sure it was plugged it (it was). Cursing under my breath, I was half-way to the fuse box before I realized I had just qualified for Bonehead Of The Year.
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax