Ok Lucy, I think we'd better just stop this right here. Clearly neither of us is going to be swayed by the other and I'm not in the mood to follow you down the rabbit hole any further. Everyone else feel free to pointy-stick the guy as much as you want.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'