Questionnaire about life (for academic purposes)

[Pat Mustard]

1. How would you define happiness? A blue esparanza pirouetting through the air
2. What qualities make a person successful in life? Invisibility, knurd and mactchinelessness
3. What qualities make a person a good person? SnowFLAAAAME!
4. Are there any absolute or objective standards of right and wrong? If so, what are they?Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
Wait a minute, where's me jumper?
5. At this point, what is the highest priority of your life? Slood
6. If someone asked you to explain to them your philosophy of life (what you live by), what would you say? What reasons would you give to justify your answer?Destrucity
7. What is your view concerning the existence of God or the nature of ultimate reality? What reasons would you give to justify your answer?Purple monkey diswasher. And because
8. In your view, what is the most basic or fundamental human problem?wrapping ones penis around a tree trunk.
9. Is there a solution to the most basic human problem? If so, what is it?smaller trees, duh!
10. What question do you most wish you could answer in your life?How do they get the figs in the fig rolls?

That'll learn ye.

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I'll only answer the tenth question.

The question I want answered is why, every couple of months, a Christian posts something like this on our forum under the guise of "homework", "academic purposes", or "research", when it's nothing more than a weak attempt to make us question and perhaps come to the revelation of "god!"?

Because a successful proselytisation is the only way these idiots will graduate from homeschool.