Political predictions are SO much fun, he said sarcastically. Here’s mine:
Fox News will turn on Trump within the week. His legions of supporters will realize that they’ve been wrong about him all along, and his base will dissolve like candy floss in petrol. As a result, Trump will purchase the US military and use it to keep himself in power. He will win back the support of the American people by promising two flamingos in every pot. He will die peacefully in his sleep at the age of 102 (still President), having made the US the most stable, prosperous, happy nation the world has ever seen.
Unlikely? Yup, but has about the same chance of accuracy as any other political prediction.
Boru
Fox News will turn on Trump within the week. His legions of supporters will realize that they’ve been wrong about him all along, and his base will dissolve like candy floss in petrol. As a result, Trump will purchase the US military and use it to keep himself in power. He will win back the support of the American people by promising two flamingos in every pot. He will die peacefully in his sleep at the age of 102 (still President), having made the US the most stable, prosperous, happy nation the world has ever seen.
Unlikely? Yup, but has about the same chance of accuracy as any other political prediction.
Boru
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