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The bad advice thread
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RE: The bad advice thread
I actually have an advice on how to unwind from the daily stress, which I actually learned it from a christian.
See this is like a Christian version of transcendental meditation or kundolini yoga.

And this is not just to unwind from the daily stress but also to exercise that inner asshole. Like, I am not a christian but I do sometimes have an urge to behave like an unbeliveable asshole, which is very liberating.

So I go in front of abortion clinics, with christians, and wait until some woman gets out, and then I yell at her: "You whore! You had to fuck him, didn't you?! Couldn't you at least give him a blow job if you were so horny?! Ha?! Or use your tits as a vagina and let him fuck you in the tits and then cum all over them?! No! You had to put it in your pussy, like a dumb bitch!"

And then I go behind the dumpster, rub myself off, high-five the priest that stays there while I go away and continue with my day.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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The bad advice thread - by The Valkyrie - September 8, 2020 at 3:51 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 8, 2020 at 7:18 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 8, 2020 at 7:54 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 8, 2020 at 8:08 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 8, 2020 at 8:40 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 8, 2020 at 8:44 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Fake Messiah - September 8, 2020 at 8:48 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by brewer - September 8, 2020 at 9:16 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Duty - September 8, 2020 at 11:59 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Angrboda - September 8, 2020 at 12:03 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Sal - September 8, 2020 at 1:53 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 8, 2020 at 2:29 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by brewer - September 8, 2020 at 2:32 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Fireball - September 8, 2020 at 2:37 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Duty - September 8, 2020 at 2:39 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Rhizomorph13 - September 8, 2020 at 3:26 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by arewethereyet - September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by The Valkyrie - September 8, 2020 at 5:06 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by arewethereyet - September 8, 2020 at 5:07 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 9, 2020 at 5:57 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by brewer - September 8, 2020 at 5:55 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 8, 2020 at 6:00 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Sal - September 8, 2020 at 7:09 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by brewer - September 8, 2020 at 7:50 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Fireball - September 8, 2020 at 7:58 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 8, 2020 at 9:47 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Rhizomorph13 - September 8, 2020 at 8:28 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by ignoramus - September 8, 2020 at 10:53 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Sal - September 9, 2020 at 2:17 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 9, 2020 at 4:01 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Rhizomorph13 - September 9, 2020 at 4:10 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Ranjr - September 9, 2020 at 4:56 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Jackalope - September 9, 2020 at 8:31 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Sal - September 9, 2020 at 6:50 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Rhizomorph13 - September 9, 2020 at 7:53 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Sal - September 9, 2020 at 8:16 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Jackalope - September 9, 2020 at 8:29 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 9, 2020 at 8:31 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by The Valkyrie - September 9, 2020 at 8:43 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Jackalope - September 9, 2020 at 8:56 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - September 9, 2020 at 9:04 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Jackalope - September 9, 2020 at 9:30 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by arewethereyet - September 9, 2020 at 9:47 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Rev. Rye - September 9, 2020 at 9:08 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Jackalope - September 9, 2020 at 9:30 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 9, 2020 at 10:37 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 10, 2020 at 7:29 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by ignoramus - September 9, 2020 at 11:47 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Silver - September 10, 2020 at 12:59 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by no one - September 10, 2020 at 4:17 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 10, 2020 at 7:20 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Angrboda - September 10, 2020 at 4:51 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by A. Secular Human - September 10, 2020 at 2:47 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 10, 2020 at 4:08 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by zebo-the-fat - September 10, 2020 at 5:22 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Angrboda - September 10, 2020 at 2:54 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by downbeatplumb - September 11, 2020 at 2:29 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Fireball - September 11, 2020 at 3:13 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Sal - September 11, 2020 at 6:14 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Fireball - September 11, 2020 at 8:46 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by onlinebiker - September 12, 2020 at 4:43 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Fireball - September 12, 2020 at 8:51 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2020 at 6:55 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Angrboda - September 12, 2020 at 7:20 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2020 at 10:46 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by ignoramus - September 12, 2020 at 10:54 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by The Valkyrie - September 12, 2020 at 11:19 pm
RE: The bad advice thread - by ignoramus - September 13, 2020 at 12:07 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by The Valkyrie - September 13, 2020 at 12:10 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by ignoramus - September 13, 2020 at 1:01 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by The Valkyrie - September 13, 2020 at 2:08 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Sal - September 13, 2020 at 2:26 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Rhizomorph13 - September 13, 2020 at 10:23 am
RE: The bad advice thread - by Gawdzilla Sama - September 13, 2020 at 12:31 pm

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