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Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
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Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
November 28, 2022 at 11:35 am
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
November 28, 2022 at 11:58 am
but... do it twice, just in case!
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
November 28, 2022 at 12:44 pm
Let's have a few drinks first. Get to know them, biblically.
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
November 28, 2022 at 6:29 pm
(November 28, 2022 at 11:35 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Boru
Yup nukes and then more nukes and then a blowing up any ship that tries to escape the planet.
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
November 28, 2022 at 8:49 pm
Vaccinate them. That will kill them like it killed Bob Saget.
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
November 28, 2022 at 8:52 pm
Just be careful, they might makes weird noises and throw a killer disc at you.

Oh, "XenOmorphs".

Sorry.
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
November 29, 2022 at 2:01 pm
(November 28, 2022 at 8:49 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Vaccinate them. That will kill them like it killed Bob Saget.

I think you forgot the "/s"
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
December 1, 2022 at 12:33 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2022 at 12:34 am by Fake Messiah.)
Introduce them to feminism because as every Christian intellectual knows, feminism, letting females of the species work, and then equal pay for both genders destroy the families and then the birthrate.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
December 20, 2022 at 10:54 pm
(December 1, 2022 at 12:33 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Introduce them to feminism because as every Christian intellectual knows, feminism, letting females of the species work, and then equal pay for both genders destroy the families and then the birthrate.

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RE: Advice on how to deal with xenomorphs?
December 20, 2022 at 11:57 pm (This post was last modified: December 20, 2022 at 11:57 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Also, introduce religion to Xenomorphs because then they will be too busy warring with each other over whose religion is the most peaceful one and won't have time to attack other species.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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