Anyone watch the T-day football games?

[Jackie]

Nope, pretty sure you wouldn't want to be anywhere close to me when I am trying to cook. I am so bad I could burn boiling water.

Well, we know you can cook a kitchen towel.

edit-didn't you work for years in kitchens and still you learned absofuckinglutely nothing?

Never said I was a cook, I said I worked in a kitchen. At that particular location I made it my job to not only wash dishes, but to make sure all food was in date, in temperature and that all counters and bathrooms and ect ect were sanitary. 

If you know anything about working in a kitchen, you'd know most cooks only worry about the food and then run out at closing time.