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Why satan became rebel?

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Why satan became rebel?
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RE: Why satan became rebel?
December 18, 2020 at 3:56 pm
But if a zombie bites an angel does the angel become a zombie? And does Jesus invite zombies to eat his brain?

What about a vampire? You think Jesus is gonna be inviting vampires to "drink this in rememberance of me?".


And what if - Jesus gets bit by a vampire and THEN a zombie eats his brains?

Could he beat Superman then?

The Vatican needs to address these important theological points...
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Why satan became rebel?

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Why satan became rebel? - by purplepurpose - December 18, 2020 at 3:35 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by The Valkyrie - December 18, 2020 at 3:48 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by onlinebiker - December 18, 2020 at 3:56 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Nay_Sayer - December 18, 2020 at 4:05 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Apollo - December 18, 2020 at 4:54 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Pat Mustard - December 18, 2020 at 4:39 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by no one - December 18, 2020 at 4:53 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Ranjr - December 18, 2020 at 5:06 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by brewer - December 18, 2020 at 7:11 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Rev. Rye - December 18, 2020 at 9:32 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 19, 2020 at 12:14 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Angrboda - December 19, 2020 at 12:34 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 19, 2020 at 1:42 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Abaddon_ire - December 19, 2020 at 2:18 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by Gawdzilla Sama - December 19, 2020 at 6:44 pm
RE: Why satan became rebel? - by AniKoferBo - December 20, 2020 at 1:27 pm

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