If god loves us so much, why didn't he make us better? We live about 80 years, and are beset with all sorts of illnesses. Tortoises, on the other hand, live at least twice that long AND come with built-in armour plating. Tortoises have got it sweet.
And don't tell me it's to do with original sin, that's bollocks. Tortoises can be pretty sinful.
Boru
And don't tell me it's to do with original sin, that's bollocks. Tortoises can be pretty sinful.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson