If god loves us so much, why didn't he make us better? We live about 80 years, and are beset with all sorts of illnesses. Tortoises, on the other hand, live at least twice that long AND come with built-in armour plating. Tortoises have got it sweet.
And don't tell me it's to do with original sin, that's bollocks. Tortoises can be pretty sinful.
Boru
And don't tell me it's to do with original sin, that's bollocks. Tortoises can be pretty sinful.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax