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I'm too sexy for my shirt.
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RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt.
(February 27, 2021 at 4:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: True story just happened today.

I have two main cab drivers I draw depending on time of day/shift. So, earlier this week I scheduled today for 11am. They all know I am flexible since I don't have a job, they know they can call me incase they need to adjust for other customers, and many times they will call me and say, "We cant get you at the time you requested, but we can do it at this time."  No big deal for me, I understand. So they fit me in when they can and I am fine with it. 
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But I joked with both of them, "I had two women fighting over me" then I started singing, "I'm too sexy for my shirt."

Sure, you are unemployed and women dig that because they like guys that stay at home all the time, and not some guys that get lost for hours, and they have to worry if he's getting drunk, getting a blowjob from a secretary, if he's coming back to mow the lawn, etc.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 4:16 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Angrboda - February 27, 2021 at 4:34 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 5:18 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Fake Messiah - February 27, 2021 at 5:07 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 7:16 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2021 at 7:53 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 7:57 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - February 27, 2021 at 5:27 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 5:33 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by brewer - February 27, 2021 at 5:45 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by no one - February 27, 2021 at 8:05 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by Brian37 - February 27, 2021 at 11:10 pm
RE: I'm too sexy for my shirt. - by arewethereyet - February 27, 2021 at 11:17 pm

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