I should have some fun with this one.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Just got this text on my private phone - (for those that don't know I am a retired guy)


Hi Sarah, my name is Tucker and I'm the general manager at the Panda Express on 28th St. 
I saw that you put in an application recently and I was wondering if you would be interested in coming in
for an interview sometime this week.

.....

 

I should tell him that I have a really great recipe for deep fried panda testicles that I am really proud of.

That and I'm willing to sleep my way to the top.

....

See if THAT gets her hired.

Pretty sure giant corporations don't fish like that.

It isn’t fishing, it’s most likely a case of muddled-up emails/phone numbers.

I used to occasionally get emails from the Invercargill Narcotics Anonymous Outreach Centre (for those who don’t know, Invercargill is just about as far south as you can go in NZ before you drop off the edge), asking if, since I’m a member of their board, I have any suggestions for next month’s meeting agenda. 

I replied twice, explaining that, while I appreciate the good work they do, I’ve never been a member of NA in any capacity, so they should probably remove me from their email list.

When that didn’t work, I sent them a third email suggesting holding a fundraiser and use the proceeds to purchase as much black tar heroin as possible and give it free to Invercargill addicts on a first come/first served basis.

Haven’t heard from them since.

Boru