RE: This Is Why You Suck
November 7, 2011 at 8:42 pm
(This post was last modified: November 7, 2011 at 9:02 pm by Jay1982.)
because he gifted me a monkey and pronounced it sinful for me to spank it, the motherf****r lol 
N.B the above statement is not a masturbatory reference. I'm just sick of god getting on my case when i kick my monkey butlers hairy ass because he won't make me a sandwich. dominion over all the animals my ass

N.B the above statement is not a masturbatory reference. I'm just sick of god getting on my case when i kick my monkey butlers hairy ass because he won't make me a sandwich. dominion over all the animals my ass

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself." Peter O'Toole.