"I just came in here to let you know how offended I am at not being able to post in an atheists-only thread on an atheist forum. I'll be off now."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'