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They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
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RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People
(May 20, 2021 at 9:43 am)Fireball Wrote:
(May 20, 2021 at 12:18 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: On the edges of our solar system, there's an emergency beacon which broadcasts: Enter at your own risk. You are approaching THAT planet!

Doesn't it say, "Mostly Harmless"? Taking the entire solar system in this case.

There was a story I read, many years ago, in which an alien spaceship crew approached Earth in the far future.

A crewman said, "I can't believe the planet is so beautiful."

The captain replies, "One of the great mysteries of the universe is how such a planet could give rise to such a hideous race. If they weren't fighting us, they were fighting each other. It's a good thing they're extinct."

The crewman shivers and says, "Humans. Even the word fills me with dread."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People - by brewer - May 19, 2021 at 9:03 am
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People - by Ranjr - May 19, 2021 at 9:17 am
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People - by brewer - May 19, 2021 at 12:37 pm
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People - by no one - May 19, 2021 at 8:34 pm
RE: They’re All Fucking Short-Bus People - by The Valkyrie - May 20, 2021 at 9:57 am

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