Ah, but to do that would require an open mind. Creationists have minds locked and bolted against original thought; they just spew out the same tired old crap into an ever-increasing pile. Of crap.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
