Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread

[A. Secular Human]

Check this out! A frikkin' talking robot nurse! How is that going to make anybody feel better?
Developed with comforting covid patients in mind.

conversation with robot:

ME: Will you be honest with me?
Robot: Of course
ME: Why are you really here?
Robot: Because the humans think you're a cesspool of germs and don't want to go near you.
ME: OH, OK.

Also ME: Can you keep secrets?
Robot: Yes, I suppose.
ME: Can you close the curtains, I have some stiffness I want you to look at, but it'll be our secret, mmmkay?






I suppose it won't try to kill me like some people I know!

Ooooh!

"Looky Titz"!

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I'm speechless

When I taught high school, girls would bring in copies of Cosmo all the time.  It was often just as bad as Penthouse Forums.

I'd take them away every time for them (or their parents) to collect, after school.  Whether it was them, or their parents, depended on how much shit they gave me.  When they'd come in after school, and objected, all I had to do was open to a random page, read what I found there, and ask "is this appropriate for the classroom?" 

Often, the ads were the worst.