How much influence does he have?

[zwanzig]

Your in his head are you?

I know enough about God to know that He wouldn't care about something as petty as a football team winning a game.

Wait, why is that petty? I'm sure it's important to them, the players, wanting to win a game they have worked hard at winning. If a sports team full of individuals, god's children, is too petty, what qualifies for a heavenly intervention? It's certainly not a mother praying over a child dying of cancer. I lost my keys. Do you think if I said a prayer god might guide me to where they're hiding?

So, you don't like art and you don't like sports. You're really living it up over there, yeah?