Cooking vs Restaurants

[Silver]

 The main abuse *this* waitstaff suffered last night was the sore-knees slog up the staircase to advise my daughter that dinner was ready.  We really should get an intercom between the first and third floors.

Should've just texted her.

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Here’s a rough version of a conversation I’ve had more than once: 

‘I don’t care for guacamole.’

‘What? Are you insane?!’

‘Possibly, but that’s not the reason.’

‘Why would you not like guacamole?’

‘Because I don’t like the taste of avocado.’

‘But I make killer guac!’

‘Do you make it with avocado?’

‘Of course.’

‘Conversation over.’

Boru

At a veganish market where I worked in the deli, everyone wanted avocado on their sandwiches.