(September 13, 2021 at 9:20 pm)Foxaire Wrote:(September 13, 2021 at 12:07 pm)Astreja Wrote:The main abuse *this* waitstaff suffered last night was the sore-knees slog up the staircase to advise my daughter that dinner was ready. We really should get an intercom between the first and third floors.
Should've just texted her.
(September 13, 2021 at 7:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Here’s a rough version of a conversation I’ve had more than once:
‘I don’t care for guacamole.’
‘What? Are you insane?!’
‘Possibly, but that’s not the reason.’
‘Why would you not like guacamole?’
‘Because I don’t like the taste of avocado.’
‘But I make killer guac!’
‘Do you make it with avocado?’
‘Of course.’
‘Conversation over.’
Boru
At a veganish market where I worked in the deli, everyone wanted avocado on their sandwiches.
People - vegan or normal - are allowed to have avocado on their sandwiches, and I wish them nothing but happiness with it. I also wish they’d belt up with telling me I don’t know what I’m missing.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
