Atheists in church

[Spongebob]

Both of these are your opinions and don't necessarily apply to others.  Marriage is defined by the people involved, not a third party.  And marriage, like church and religion, can be a complex thing and different for different people.  You can simplify marriage if you want and say it's just a contract, but that's just a convenient definition and doesn't include the actual parameters involved.  Don't fool yourself into thinking you understand these things if you think they are so simple.  You are doing the same thing many Christians do when they say a fallen Christian who became and atheist was never a true Christian.  You're pretending to know what others think.  In fact, I would say that your conclusion that life is more basic than I think is exactly the opposite of true.

I feel like I am reading the script of a failed comedian. I'm not discussing banning marriage or calling it immoral. I'm calling it pointless in a post that had the purpose of encouraging fun. If you are getting offended and preaching to me over that then you are wasting my time and your own.

You have a peculiar idea of what constitutes "preaching".  I simply called out your error.  You stated that marriage was pointless with no qualifications.  Maybe it's pointless to you, but that's as far as you can go with that definition.  You can make your point with Ahri, but proposing universal definitions of something like marriage doesn't help your case and makes you sound like you don't know what you are talking about.

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It's just unnatural. You don't see animals doing that shit, do you?

I just can’t even take you seriously, lol.

Not surprising.  It's like listening to a child.  Ahri can't keep a consistent idea going more than two posts.